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\nHe joins the gang as we leave the pub,
\nwe’re off downtown to a niteclub.
\nAnd whereas usually we’d get in,
\nwe don’t tonight ‘cos we’re with him.
\nWe’re miles from home waiting for the last bus,
\nbut when it comes it don’t stop for us
\nWe can’t afford a cab and it’s quite clear,
\nthis wouldn’t happen if he weren’t here. <\/p>\n
He’s a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong. He’s a jinx, jinx, when he string along. <\/p>\n
It’s Saturday night and there’s parties on,
\nbut we can’t get in any ‘cos he’s come along.
\nSo we end up walking ’round all night,
\nif it weren’t for him we’d been alright.
\nIf you want a partner for pool or darts,
\nand you play with him you’ve lost before it starts.
\nIf we go to a match and he comes in,
\nyou can guarantee our team won’t win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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